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DeFi's "Safe Haven" Illusion: Are Buybacks Just a Band-Aid on a Corpse? So, FalconX is telling us investors are flocking to "safer" DeFi names with buybacks post-crash. Right, 'cause that's totally how you revolu...
Alright, folks, buckle up! It's been a wild ride, hasn't it? Bitcoin, after a bit of a tumble that had some folks whispering "crypto winter," has sprung back above $90,000. And the whole market seems to be catching the vibe, with tech stock...
The Bitcoin Rollercoaster: Are We Really Surprised? So, Bitcoin's back over $90,000? Big deal. Anyone who's been paying attention to this clown show knows it's just a matter of time before it tanks again. I mean, seriously, are we really d...
DeFi "Recovery": More Like Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titanic DeFi's "Recovery"? Don't Make Me Laugh Okay, so the crypto bros are trying to spin the DeFi market's post-October crash performance as… what? A sign of resilience? Give me...
Stocks popped today. The S&P 500 jumped 0.67%, the Nasdaq 0.87%, and the Dow a solid 0.56%. The Russell 2000, that barometer of small-cap optimism, spiked around 1.4%. Crypto's having a party too, with Bitcoin briefly hitting $87,360.19 bef...